Simmy

A little Pomeranian with a big attitude. Simmy is always looking out for what he thinks is important, mainly himself. Be sure to check Control Your Offspring on a regular basis to see what he is up to!

Comics: 56
Recent Appearance: Snow Fall
First Appearance: The Maple Kind

Joe

The author, illustrator and person who shoulders the blame for Control Your Offspring. You know, Cuz I'm Joe

Comics: 49
Recent Appearance: Transform This Joke
First Appearance: Hungry

Ozzie

The perpetually worried pointer. Although he outweighs Simmy, he is afraid of him. Poor Ozzie!

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Snow Fall
First Appearance: The Maple Kind

Jamee

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Going Solo
First Appearance: X Mas Lights

Stanlee

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Still Hungry
First Appearance: Hungry

Bob

A friend of the site, he is always there for comic relief.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Transform This Joke
First Appearance: I Spank

Girl

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Comedy Is Hard
First Appearance: Like You In That Way

Sabrina

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Simmy's Christmas
First Appearance: Back To The Drawing Board

Boy

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: D N D Ring Of Proctection
First Appearance: Like You In That Way

Pirate Bear

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: The Agent
First Appearance: Simmy Wanna Be Famous

Old Ben

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Droids Your Looking For
First Appearance: Old Ben Ep4 A New Scent

John

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Lets Go To The Hoff
First Appearance: Man Glee

Sally

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Save The Artist
First Appearance: Starving Artist

Santa

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Simmy Visits Santa

Clown

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Comedy Is Hard

GM

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Warp Works In Mysterious Ways

Boss

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Steal Cage Conference Call